If you are listening to this, you are listening to Rhod Gilbert's Best Bits, some of the best bits of my Saturday Morning radio show, live on BBC Radio Wales. This week, I'm in a studio in Carmarthen with Eggsy.

"Dear Rhod, what does Eggsy look like?", says here, "What does Eggsy look like? I imagine a large bold head ... / Yeah, / ... doming somewhat ... / Yeah, / ... towards the top. ... / Nice. / ... but that might be because of his name." / OK. Uh ... more ... more, sort of, skeletal ... sk__l __ __ __ correct terminology ... sort of, a bit thinner / Yeah, "skeletal" ... skeletal ... / not ... not ... not bald. I mean, I've been told I __ __ __ narrow head, like a pea. ... Pea head. / I wouldn't say a pea is narrow, though. / Uh, well ... uh ... kind of, like, uh ... / a bean / a beany head. I __ __ __ beany head. If you __ cover me in __ __ __ __ / I wouldn't say you have a beany head, mate. / 豆みたいな頭だなんて、オレはそんなこと思ってないぜ。 / __ would you ... / what you said __ __ ... It's OK. I wouldn't say __ __ __ beany head / I know what you mean. You have ... / something wrong with your head / Yeah. I mean. ... / I can't put my finger on it. / ... is ... is not misshapen in any way. / いいんだって。別に形が歪んでるとかじゃないし。 / Nuh, it is. / いや、歪んでる。 / Uh ... well, I haven't got, like an extra bit coming out the side with an eye __ __ __ ... __ not like an alien. / No, it's not like an alien. / Do you know what I mean? But, um ... / __ __ weird. / Yeah, I mean, that's part of my s__ / Why don't ... this is from David, ... this email ... says, "First time listening live ... he says, "Please help. I'd like to have an image in my head of what I'm listening to." Why don't you just / Google it, yeah. There's a moderately successful pop group I'm involved with, Goldie Lookin Chain, / Goldie Lookin Chain, / you / search that. / Go on that. Look up / Eggsy / thousands of pictures ... / There are at least 20. There are at least 20, yeah, me and my little ... uh ... me and my little head. ... But, uh ... yeah. / Yeah. Maybe that's a feature. What shape ... describe Eggsy's head. / お題： エグジーの写真を見て、その頭の形を言い表してみよ。 / ... The ... also, if you can't get online, um, maybe if he's got, like, um ... / ネットにつながってない場合は ... / He must be able to get online. He's emailed this. / メールをよこしたくらいだからネットにはつながってるだろ / Yeah, but maybe / past five minutes / his computer's gone under, or if you just can't be bothered to go online, you just get a potato, and then you could just, like, stab some eyes and put some olives in / you know / I would say that is ... closer than beany, I think / Yeah. ... Potato-y. / Yeah. I think __ __ __ / ... A Jersey Royal. A head like a Jersey Royal. / what's ... what's the J__ __ ? / J__ __ __ smaller potatos __ __ __ __ new potatos __ __ I'm not like a baked potato. I'm not like this ... / sort of, you know / like the ... the ... Ben Grimm from The Fantastic Four. He's got a big old potato head, you know __ __ / Has he? / You know, / looks like / bricks / Stretchy Man / I don't ... I don't know what you are talking about. / Fantastic Four, right? ... OK. / I'm not into all t__ stuff you're into. / You're into aliens, comics ... / I love it. I love it. / ... zombies ... / oh, come on. This is __ great stuff. I watched, um, F__ 451 / I'm ... I'm surprised you've managed to get to the show at all because I imagine that you'll spend the rest of your week underneath a cover with a torch / 懐中電灯 / in your bedroom / reading comics / reading comics __ __ ... your eyes wide open as you stare at ... at Brick Man's latest event or whatever. / Brick Man. Mom, I've got the new Brick Man. It's really good. / ママ、レンガマンの最新回は最高におもしろいよ！ / Who's Brick Man? / Uh ... Brick Man __ __ Ben ... Ben Grimm ... from The Fantastic Four / I know / just / Brick Man / Brick Man is a great idea for a super ... we ... / made of bricks / Ben Grimm, yeah / Fantastic Four / __ __ __ __ / Let's just call him ... let's just call him Brick Man. Let's start our own super hero. / There is one made of bricks, __ __ / Brick Man ... Ben Grimm ... if someone ... if someone __ tweet a picture / Fantastic Four, you will see __ Brick Man / OK. / In the old days ... / Yeah, / ... when I was still interested in comics ... / Yeah, / ... at the appropriate age of ... / OK. / ... seven or whatever, one ... / OK, yeah, yeah, yeah. / ... one of them was made of bricks. / That's Ben Grimm. He ... and He's all made up of / it's ... that's his name / he's ... he's the stone one in Fantastic Four / 'cause / got / stretchy one, right? ... invisible woman ... / yeah / I don't know ... I can't remember the name, right? ... but there was a stretchy one ... there's the woman / invisible all the time, presumably / She / I don't know / not to be in the room / she'd turn invisible. ... And then you had / fire ... the fire man, the guy / human torch. "Flame on !", he'd say that. I can't remembr his name ... Tony Flame or something. / Huh. / But then, / ... / What an ironic comment on, uh, feminism, having an invisible woman.

Now then, look at __ __ through the paper. There's not ... there's not / a lot in the paper __ __ all ... the usual stuff / D__ __ g__, a lot of it. / untouchable, mate / into that, you know. / we __ coming from / high energy fun Saturday ... FUN coupled that with __ __ end up seeing some __ __ I'm not reading __ __ __ __ / most ... sometimes I go through a paper and I'd go, "No, no, no, no, no, no ... and before I know I'm in the sports pages. / I find ... / the only thing I've circled is a free pair of trousers. / Yeah, which is ... which is, sometimes, __ stop that heavy depression / world's gonna end / at least / free pair / other brands are available. ... Yeah. / I'll tell you what we've got, though / apart from the free stuff, / Yeah, / I'll tell you what else I've found. ... Hold the fort. / Uh, OK. Um ... uh, as Rhod is just going __ ... when he says "found", / two drink-related stories / Oh, go on, go on. / Two drink-related stories I've found in the paper ... / Yeah, / __ __ in the paper / yeah / this one / Daily Mail today. ... Saturday, September / oh, I can't see because / picture of F__ B__'s head ... the picture ... / __ / the picture is so high up the page I can't see the date. / This calls for __ __ professional newspaper. They can't even get the pictures in the boxes. / I'm sorry, I don't know the date, everyone 'cause of F__ B__'s head / make it up / picture of it is covering the date / Daily Mail, September something, 2015 / Yeah / OK. ... It says here. ... I like this headline. / OK. / "Red wine slows dementia ... / OK. / OK / (if you drink a thousand bottles a day) / ... Right. ... A little bit tricky because you __ __ __ probably fall out within the first ... / 認知症になる前に、最初の何本かで死ぬんじゃないか？ / you do kinda think __ __ __ __ problems, that / yeah / I mean, they haven't thought this through, and / some __ __ somewhere __ absolutely b__ed / mind going, "Definitely I've got d__, guys. Fight me." ... you know what I mean ... "Who wants __ pizza?" Fight me. I've got d__. / You / just a couple / problems / just a couple / s__ off __ slow down d__ / honestly, don't try this at home, kids. If you drink a thousand bottles of red wine a day ... take it from me, ... / Yeah, / ... if you ... uh ... all sorts of other problems / それで認知症は抑えられるかもしれないが、そのほかの問題が多すぎる。 / you're not to operate any heavy machinery / a bit of a ... a bit of a woozy__ head on me / those 999 bottles of wine / this morning. / Here's another nice one. / Yeah? / Uh ... look at this. I like this story. / OK. / There's a couple here. / Yeah. / __ American couple, / huh huh, / they revealed yesterday ... / Huh huh, / ... that they're moving from America ... / Right, / ... to Britain." ... Do you know why? / Um ... no. Why ... / Well, I'll tell you why. / OK. Go on. / ... because ... uh ... they f__ in love with a pub in the Midlands ... called The Plough, and they wanted to be their local. / That ... that's / so, they moved. / That's amazing. Um ... __, I love __ __ ... is there __ picture of The Plough? Does it particularly __ __ __ __ / picture of D__ L__ ... / Huh huh, / ... who is the, uh ... one of the ... uh ... one ... one of the couple, / Yeah, / uh, the American, / Yeah, / She's 48 years old. She's quit her job as a psychiatric nurse / This is amazing. / the couple's son ..." ... Oh, look at this ... "__" ... / What a fantastic name ! "Hey, __ __, are you coming / pub / we great time / __ __ __ moving to W__ / pub in __ __ __, Warwickshire. ... I imagine the only person / called __ __ in that little village / that ... __, that is amazing. / Uh ... he's applied to __ study at C__ University. Matt, the dad, 43, is transferring to a British branch of his firm, __ __ Liberty Mutual. The couple are putting their American house on the market and they __ __ a rent in S__ before buying a home so that The Plough is their local." / This is amazing. I'd like to think __ __ really acclimati__ / some sort of Midland accent in a few years time. / What if __ closes down / maybe / gutted. They would be absolutely g__d. / what if, say, / arrive / arrive / arrive / パブが気に入って、地元の常連になりたくて引っ越してきたはいいが、店じまいしたらどうすんだ？ / massive van, ... they turn up __ __ under new management / __ __ under new management ... new menu / Oh, gutted. Gutted. / __ __ __ serious / Oh, it's become a wine bar. It's become a wine bar. Ooooo ... / __ __ __ __ __ __ __ __ / Huh ... just gutted. / "The couple stumbled across the pub after recommendation when they were staying when they made their first UK trip to visit a friend near Coventry. They liked it so much. "We're so excited __ move over here to be near / pub / we love __ so much / I / idea / in a few weeks' time / I love / local / I love / local pub / You've got one, haven't you? / I've got a local, yeah. / I find it difficult because I move around so much. You've got a nice / in Newport / I've got a nice hidden-away local, and it's run by P__, and P__'s awsome, and __ __ ... / Yeah. You told me about this. / Oh, he's wonderful. It's great. / really really good / on Thursday, actually, for / pre-wedding ... sort of, mini stag do with a friend, and, uh ... got a bit of __ in there. / __ __? / like / P__ / couple of drinks, he's ... he's like, "Put some music on, guys" / and / "OK." And he's like / turn it off / CD on __ so badly scratched, for 45 minutes, all __ hear is, d__ d__ d__ d__ d__ ... like that, and it gets louder and louder as the day goes on. Wonderful.

Here's a feature: How many eggs is too many? "My mom always used to say, 'Don't have too many eggs. You'll get egg-bound." / Egg-bound? / I think she meant "constipated" / Yeah / "But I eat many eggs, and have never been constipated as a result. ... Is there a muximum number? I'm talking about eggs here, not Eggsy." Um ... I don't know. Per ... perhaps ... 8 10 12, people, get in touch if there is a maximum number of ... uh ... I thnk you can ... I think ... I think, / I'm not medically trained in this. / Huh huh. / Right? But I think you __ __ __ eggs / I think / I think / p__ in general. OK, p__ is good for you, but if you do too much ... Have a few bananas. Add some fiber. Add some greens as well. / eggs in particular / very very pro__ ... pro__ous? I / made / up / eggy / very eggy / bigger problem. / Exactly. Exactly. / I think __ all know what I'm talking about. / Yeah, indeed. / Um ... / Indeed.

Whale Vomit Quiz. / Oh. Now, I'm ... ambergris? Is that what it's called? / It is. / I'm a big fan / 1 point / Already? Oh, get in. I ... I've always been ... well, I've spent years / make you very rich. Do you know about this? / Huh ... you know too much about whale vomit. / I know a lot. I'm very interested in whale vomit. Very interested in whale vomit. / Listen, I've ... I can't do a qui ... / __ used in the perfume-making process. I know this. / Oh, that's my ... __ __ my ... / It floats ... it floats on water. It ... / So far, / Yeah, / in all honesty, / in all honesty / OK. / so far, the quiz hasn't started / I'm doing so well. Yeah. / You've got 2 points. / Oh, get in. Um ... / Unbelievable. You've got 2 points, and the quiz hasn't started / this is / stop / what __ __ going for here is, I'm not ... The quiz hasn't started at all. / Yeah. / I'm just gonna let you talk and I'm gonna see how many, out of 5 ... / OK. / ... you would have got. / It's a browny, golden ... colored substance that floats on top of the sea. ... / No points for that. / It's, uh ... it's ... it's whale vomit ... um ... it's often found washed upon beaches, and can cost in excess of thousands of pounds if you / used in the, um, ... uh, perfume industry, although, technically, it's not used any more, but they think some other companies still do use on the side because there are ... there are __ __ _ man-made versions available these days ... / Still on, uh ... still __ __ __ 3 points / OK. / ... out of possible 5. / OK. Um ... / __ is amazing. This is the first quiz with no questions / __ __ __ fascinated by __ __ __ I've been to beaches / and I picked up blocks of ... blocks of p__ / washed / that's just a bit of context. __ __ __ not interested in that. __ __ __ 3 points. / Um ... what else can I think about ambergris? ... It's a waxy-like substance, um ... almost greasy __ __ terrible smell ... a terrible smell, apparently ... __ very p__t smell, should I say. / It's not in the quiz. / I've never smelt it myself. Uh ... / can you give __ any clues towards ... towards what you are looking for / try / answer / ask any questions / Uh, OK. Let me think now. Um ... I think that ... that must be most of my ambergris information ... that's most of my ambergris information. / So, you've got 3 out of 5 without me asking any question. / That's pretty good, isn't it? / I __ __ __ better than pretty good, mate. / exam on this, I ... I / do / exceptionally well / equivalent of walking into __ exam room / somebody says, " / over now / you / turn over / blank on both sides ... / Yeah, yeah. / so you just start writing stuff / and still get a B. / and those ... those people going / I didn't / I would actually say, "I didn't do any revision." / I / be / like / No. You've revised but you didn't know what the quiz was. / Yeah, true, actually. / you don't know / exam's for. / that is a good advice, kids.

Now then, we've got ... / how's this for __ Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo. OK? Now then, I'm gonna fetch my Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo / a few of them here / OK. Now, / played / this game with you before. Uh ... so, the idea is, um ... you see a celebrity doing something that's nothing to do with their celebrity status. / Yeah. / Is this correct? / Uh, well, ... the rules have been ... uh ... / They__ changed a bit, __ __ they? / there's a moot point / yeah / challenge the lot of / years / the rules of Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo / some people get very / out of context enough or it's not ironically out of context. / Right. / We've got some good ones here __ I'm gonna accept. / OK. And these've been sent in by real people? / sent in by real people / Good. / Well, I assume. I don't know. Um ... / could be / automated online droids or something / They could be online droids / online droids / would bother to listen to this show / I don't know / something to do with marketing or something. I don't know. Yeah. / Um ... "Dear ..." ... this is a good one. / Yeah. / This is a good one. / Go on. Go on. Go on. / David __ / Unleash the beast. / "Dear Rhod ... and Eggsy, I listen to the podcast every week during my commute from __ to London." ... If you listen to it every week, you will know I don't care where or when / 毎週聴いてるなら、リスナーがどこで聴いているかなど、オレにはまったく興味がないってことを知ってるはずだが。 リスナーだってそんなこと興味ないよ。会ったこともない人間がどこでポッドキャストを聴いているかなんて。/ __ can mention / place names all he likes / Nobody cares. / Yeah. Hhh, look at me / train / people / rude / thinking / listeners. Listeners don't / another listener they don't know / listens to __ podcast. / I'm in a different place / only __ ... I mean ... I guess somebody else could go, "Oh, I listen to / commute / to London / that's the only person / any reaction to that / If ... if some people did find out / on the same commute, I bet / still / n't / talk to each other / look / hold each other's hand / give each other / packet of crisps or some sweets / s__l / you are / s__l / human nature. Sorry, dude / My entry into this feature / Celebrity Out Of Context / is a good one / I / staying in the same hotel as Les Dawson in Saint Lucia." / Oooo. / Nice C__, yeah. / That's good. / "Not out of context, I hear you cry. However, I saw him being nice to his mother-in-law. / Huhhhh. Now, that ... yeah. Now ... yeah. OK. I think that ... that's a strong contender for the best one of the day. / That is, uh ... __ __ only one of the day / OK. That is the best one of the day / __ definitely a strong con__r / Without a doubt. Without a doubt. / "... It was clear they got on very well. In fact, Les was nice to everyone." / You see? I'd love to __ hang out with __ / great, wouldn't it? / Would you? / Yeah. __ __ __ __ __ go for a couple of beers ... just ... just to hang out with him, and __ go to a pub / you __ know there's a piano in the pub. But you wouldn't tell him. And you wait for / just wait for him to naturally get up / start t__ing / this is the best day of my life. / You / you've really thought this through / hanging out with Les Dawson. / Uh ... excuse me. I __ __ __ in my throat again. ... So, __, now then / throat again / another one / another one / yeah / Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo / that's / pole position / That's a very strong contender. Just to hear Les Dawson's name mentioned on the radio in the 21st century is great. / Uh ... "I saw Chris Barrie, star of Si-Fi sitcom Red Dwarf ... / OK, yes. / ... filling up his car at a petrol station in P__ / Huh huh, / not in space at all, nor / not futuristic at all / car / maybe he had one of those ... yeah, / gonna say / if / electric car, but / filling up / petrol / would he? / you know, so.

"Rhod, how's this for Celebrity Out Of Context? / uh / in the early 1980's ..." ... another blast from the past / back in time today / it's amazing. ... OK. / early 80's / yeah / and sat opposite a man who looked veguely familiar. / OK. / When we got to Manchester, a bloke in a suit got on the train ... / Huh huh, / ... and asked me to stay in my seat. / ... Interesting. / Interesting. ... "He then said to the man opposite ..." the vaguely familiar man, 'Your car is ready for you, Mr. Speaker.' It was George Thomas, Speaker of the House of Commons, and he hadn't said a word all the way from Cardiff." / ... Now, that is ... done. Done. Done. / that's obviously the best one / you know / I don't know / beats / Dawson / nice to his mother-in-law / not as / you know, but ... / the whole thing / nice / House of Commons / Manchester / That's wonderful. / It's a ... joint-first / 共同で一位だ / スピーカーのくせに一言もしゃべらなかった

"Hi Rhod, just so you know that my partner and I are conducting / on the subject of onions / last week / Onion Quiz __ weeks ago / I love the quiz. / yeah / how to ... most effective way __ __ you know, stopping them making you cry. ... "Spoon in the mouth is scoring a m__ / 5 out of 10 / yeah / still surprisingly effective." they say. / ... Tricky one though, that / spoon in the mouth / the most effective, so far ..." So, they / we suggested doing it under water ... uh ... freezing the thing / using a very sharp knife / apparently __ ... __ whistling, apparently, was quite good, ... a spoon in the mouth / yeah / __ ... right. ... "The most effective so far ...", they say, / Huh huh, / is a modification of the whistling technique, which simply involves gently blowing the onion vapours away as they come up." / Now I could see that __ __ if you imagine ... you know, the vapor / what about a fan / table fan / yeah / like ... do you know what I mean? / fan at the right height / in between your eyes / chopping / work / ? / if you lived __ __ colonial India many many years ago, you might have a __ __ ... actually had a bit of rope / pulled / onion / like / onion / onion-__er. That's what they were known as. / Huh. / Onion __ers, yeah. / Yeah. But these days __ ... / I mean / so busy / Everyone's so busy. It'll be __ __ or something now, you know / some sort of, uh, USB-based, uh, device. / ... Anyway, they've done it. They've done __ __ / blow / that scores __ massive 9, or even 10, out of 10, and involves no props, uh, or cut them under water / so, just ... so, there we are / those of you / just blow the onion vapours away as you're cutting them. ... So, chop. / I mean ... what about ... inflate five or six balloons ... and have some of them stand-by __ just release air from the balloons / save / blow / __self / fan __ be / easier option / getting somebody / so many options / balloons / the right moment. ... the fan is much easier, innit? / It ... technically, yes. ... Or ... or, hair dryer. / It is ... __ definitely much easier, mate. You've gotta admit that. / A hair-dryer / fun / holster, like a gun / bellows, I suppose / could / you know / hair-dryer would be good, yeah. / hair-dryer would be good fun.

Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo. Now then ... / We've got some good ones / we've had some not-so-good ones / __ D__ / mentioned / has made my day / Les Dawson being nice to his mother-in-law in S__ L__. I ... I think, perhaps __ __ in / got / __ Speaker of the / House of Commons / name / forget / was / Speaker / remained silent on a train from Cardiff to Manchester / Yeah. / another good one. / Yeah. / ... Listen to this. ... I don't know anything about this person, so ... / OK / "Hi, Rhod, the other day / Orbit / 350 foot high red sculpture in London's Olympic Park. / OK, __ ... OK, __ M__, supply chain support manager, he says here / I'm / supply chain support manager / that's what / job / ... What's that? / Yeah. What / supply chain / I don't know / maybe / support someone's supply chain / true / manager / yeah / was __ __" ... I __ __ level with you. I don't even know w__ that is / so far, right? ... we've had N__ T__, right? / in the health and beauty a__ / which I don't think counts. / ... which / back / 70's and 80's, right? / then we've had Dawson ... again / __ D__ / nice / mother-in-law / backbone / and then __ __ comes in, which ... I mean, I saw / I know the name / those people / you know the name / I don't know / someone like that / right? / very ... what I call / that ... that ponytail was pulled back super-tight on the head / Right. / right? Super-tight. / she used to do, like, / it's like C__ or something like that / she / she does / right? She / something to do __ __ __ airport adverts, right? / Right. / And ... funnily enough ... / __ __ __ __ __ why woud she / adverts / She was a model. / Huh, OK. / became ... became, like, a TV celebrity, right? ... Just __ __ song's on, just googling, she was also __ Emmerdale Farm in the ... in the early to mid 2000 / which I didn't know. / OK. / So, there you go, you know / Well, so far, I've heard nothing that means / next to this person, __ M__, supply chain__ support manager, __ __ __ __ next to him, I've heard nothing that tells me she / out of context there / not / he says / she wasn't even drinking __ C__ or heading to Luton airport. I don't ... I don't ... they are just facts, mate. / Yeah. / __, __, that's not / got it wrong / out of context / but / it doesn't have the ... doesn't ... doesn't amuse us / that's what it needs to be / ironic or whatever you call it, / doesn't amuse us / give him half a point / 70's-80's thing / I'm not giving / half a point / I'll tell you ... I'll tell you what. If I was / same room as him / because / that message, I'd probably just go / mate / that's respect he'll get / Listen, __ M__, / supply chain support manager / this is how you do it / Yeah. / This is how you do Celebrity Out Of Context Bingo / this is how / great tune. / Uh ... / Great tune. ... Great tune. / "Morning, boys, ... / Yeah. / "... About 15 years ago, / good. ... __ __ a bit of a history to this one / you'll be happy with that / yeah / you'll be happy / era / I like this / we just don't know __ / __ about 15 years ago, / Huh huh, / I saw the then Manchester United and European Cup-winning goal-keeper, Peter S__ ... / I've heard of him, although I don't know anthing about football. / "... browsing cards in a branch of / says / browsing birthday cards in a __ __ well-known shop / A well-known ... yeah / something like __ __ ... __ somethng like that. Otheres are available / he picked out a few birthday cards ... / Huh huh, / ... and then dropped them all over the floor. / ... This is how we do it / This is how we do it. ... That's a good one. / Yeah. / __ __ know __ __ special effects / and / production / this is how / right / this is how we do it ... wonderful. / "... instinctively ..." ... this is from __ in Manchester / Yeah. / Instinctively I remarked something / she said something sarcastic / safest hands in Europe / それでつい、「あなた、たしかヨーロッパで一番頼れる両手をもつ男だったよね？」と / b__ fingers / did / he gave me such a frightening stare. / __ M__ / only then I realized / it might not be the smartest idea to poke fun / professional athlete. ... Love the show. Keep up the good work, Sam in Manchester / That's how you do it, __.

Hi Rhod / can you settle __ debate / and my brother / fighting / chicken or the egg / can you / end the debate / I'm vehemently suggesting the chicken / but / must be / it's the egg / Can you / please." I don't think we can, Eggsy, can we? / No. It / just / go on forever, and / quicker / Huh huh. / have you ever considered what the first person to try cow's milk was thinking? They must have looked at the cow / I want / that in action / bizarre / that through / before myself, no, you know. / yeah. ... I'm ... I'm pretty sure that, whatever it was that went through the mind of the first person who ever tried cow's milk didn't think, "I want / action / what freaks me / those words / very modern / yeah / very modern phrase, innit? / I / freaks me more / first person to try / energy drink / how ... who goes / drink that ... that weird red liquid that's gonna make me crazy for six and a half hours? Who ... who actually thought / do that? / I think __ crucial fact / energy drinks ... / Huh huh, / ... you've got, uh ... you know, propaganda __ __ marketing / yeah / very strong __ marketing / yeah / whereas / cow's milk was un-marketed / true / true. ... And they both involves bulls. / どっちも牛だね。

"Quiz idea, Rhod ... / Oh, go on. / ... from a listener. / Yeah. / this is from __ / living in Kingston __ Thames / OK. / "I was in a taxi / some friends / a few weeks back ... / Huh huh, / ... when someone suggested playing Famous Davids / __ __ ... this is interesting. OK. / interesting, mate / links back to the quiz / unleash / Oh, really? / Yeah. ... Yeah. / Famous Davids is a game where each person names a famous David ... / OK. / ... within three seconds. / Huh? / first person who can't name a famous David loses." / Time-sensitive. / let's have a go / David S__ / David ... uhgg ... / Buzzz. ... Yes ! / ... That was good. / It was good. / That was good. That __ __ / good / I'll tell you what / didn't / very much in that / really enjoyed it. / That was good. I, uh ... could I have / David and Goliath / would that have been / two people / yeah / it could have been / famous David, __n't __? / Yeah, definitely. / my one. I've got a quiz, name-based, ... "Name That J__" / it's a famous J__. Can you name that J__? ... This could ... and I've ... I've done this quiz whilest / touring / right / band / gigging / that isn't / recommendation / this game / God knows what you've got / there are a lot of things / I wouldn't touch with a barge pole / I know / specifically / if you wanna try / can. ... name that J__

I saw this the other day / listen to this / OK. Go on. / Listen to this. / Yeah. / This is from / a while ago / made me laugh so much. Uh ... it's either / you know / "not in my backyard" / you don't want to / yeah / don't mind / next to me / that kinda thing / that's exactly the kind / now you press / the button / not / yeah, exactly / this is the untimate example, right? / Go on / Daily Mail, right? ... a while ago. Uh, this is from Max Pemberton / a / right / says / mind doctor / he may think ... he may make you rethink your life. / Brilliant. OK, come on, make ... make me re-think / my life / drop it on me. Drop the bomb / OK / uh / OK. / Yeah. / talk to M__ / may make you rethink / says, "A mother / talking about / new story / at the time / mother / asked to stop breast-feeding in public by a security guard / horror / and outrage from all right-thinking liberals / fire the security guard / you could imagine / outside the store ... 'What do we want?' / anyway, uh, bluh bluh bluh / after all / stand / I used to be w__ supportive ..." this is the bit I like / rethink your life? / This is the bit / make / rethink his life / I used to be w__ ..." ... this is ... OK, / is / I used to be wholly supportive of public breas-feeding. As a doctor ... as a doctor, I know the incredible health benefits to the baby" ... let me read that again. ... Dr. M__ / Yeah. / "I used to be wholly supportive of / as a doctor, I know the incredible health benefit to the baby / but then something happened. One of my friends did it in front of me." / That's wonderful. / fine / you know / just ... not next to me. It's ... it's really good, but just do it over / wall / Unbelievable. / I'm a doctor / I'm all for me / wonderful / health benefits to the baby / incredible. ... But hang on / in front of me / you know, near me / might catch something. You never know / 医師として言わせてもらうが、母乳が子供に与える恩恵は計り知れない。我々はお母さんたちが公共の場で気軽に授乳できるような社会を ... おっと、オレの前でやってやがる。 何か伝染ったらどうすんだよ。

now / anounced earlier / show / lawn quiz for you / go on / now / earlier / play / whale vomit quiz / very excited by that. / I've got __ Queen Quiz / really wanna do it / time now / what we can / as quickly as possible / complete with / Name That J__ as well / OK / OK / Let's play Lawn Quiz quickly. / OK. / And we / name / play along at home / pull / you can play / maybe / Lawn Quiz / yeah / OK. / OK. / A freshly-mown lawn / once / source of pride / millions of British home owners / true fact / got a dog / forget that / my dog / dug up / my lawn, my in-laws' lawn, my parents' lawn ... / this is the thing / lawns everywhere / anything / just destroyed / ... Anyway, I'm off the point / OK / A freshly-mown lawn / pride / millions of British home owners / but how many lawns in the UK ... / Huh huh, / ... are still grass? ... Real grass lawn. How many ... I'm looking ... / for / fraction or a percentage / crazy / account / I know someone, uh, mutual friend of ours, Mike Bubbins / I know Mike Bubbins / he / plastic lawn / yeah / I know people / I know people / just ... very quickly, / Huh? / Uh, ... yes or no on the spot, gardener / OK / another feature / two / three / on the spot, gardener / yes / No. / OK. ... Back to Lawn Quiz. / ... OK. So, what percentage of people still have natural / in the UK / I should put / time on this / 81%. / you think ... / No. ... 70. / hang / my tone / one more guess / OK / you / one more guess / 68% / I'm saying / 68 / hang on. ... I've got this wrong / Oh, what? Hang on a minute / I thought ... I've read it wrong / 75% / Is it? / Yeah. / I read this headline / quickly and circled it / I read that / as / gardens / 25% / I thought you were way off / actual / three / real / it's hardly a story, really, is it? / still / Name That J__ / hang on a minute / you can see / what went wrong / read / no / quickly / I know what you mean, yeah. / that's interesting. Only / grass / actual fact is, / doesn't / that's not a headline / that's not a news story / this / still got grass / most / it's official." That's what the headline should have been / should have said there / headline / lawns: still / source of pride / loads / lawns / something like that, you know / ridiculous. Who / Daily Mail / ruined it / the quiz was going so well / much fun / you were pretty much bang__ on. ... You were pretty accurate / yeah / you were pretty accurate / now then / name / that / famous J__ / it's / famous J__ / I'm ready / name that J__ / Go. / ... What? Is that it? / you've gotta ... you've gotta / give / OK / you might say / guess / you could name / J__ / you could go / my friend __'s mother? / but / I'd like a clue, please. / if you want a clue / of course I ... of course I want a clue, mate / all / do it like a quiz show / I don't want a clue / OK. / Rhod, you've decided / clue / is it J__ / __'s mother / You've asked / asking / is it / asking / You're not correct. ... Now, do I give you the answer, or do you carry on? / It's your game, mate / say / let it ... let it ... let it b__ / what do you mean / let it b__ / talk about some other stuff / you think all the ... you think all the time / a bit / mulling over / I've got one more / go on, then / J__ B__ from Eastenders / that's it. I'm out / OK. I'll give you a clue / I'm out / J__s, mate. / American singer-songwriter / I'm out of J__. / maybe / listeners / might / something in / There are six or seven listening. / リスナーがいるってことをすっかり忘れていたよ。 / しっかりしてよ。６、７人は聴いているんだから。 / people listening / completely f__ about the radio show.

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